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Archive for April 2009
the value of humor
I just finished watching an episode of Daily Show and I'm continually shocked about how much better they do at telling the news than anything else on television. At first I used to say, "It's great they could be so profound despite being humorous." Now, I'm beginning to wonder if they can be profound because they are so funny. I wonder if a person has to understand issues more deeply and work harder at being analytical when creating satire or critique other media. I also wonder if humor humanizes. In other words, this guy on the show was a man who supported the use of torture. However, they engaged in a heated and yet respectful dialogue.
What-if Wednesday: What if t.v. is the best way to learn how to be a teacher?

I rarely watch television. I know it's super-trendy to say that, but for me it's our lack of cable and the virtual monopoly (if there are two of them does that make it an oligopoly?) that little children have on making entertainment decisions. Still, I catch shows in fragments. Sometimes it's silently, when I am running on a treadmill in the gym or it's in the background at a friend's house.
Techno-Tuesday: Starting a Class Blog

I've had a few people ask me about creating a classroom blog / website. I'm no master at it. My class doesn't win any awards. I don't speak at conferences on blogging. Idon't get a million hits per day or anything like that. However, I'm going to toss out what little I know based upon my class Social Voice website. I have five reasons that I prefer Blogger.
If you have any questions about starting a class blog, please e-mail me (socialvoice@gmail.com) or post your question as a link.
Acoustic Classroom

When all the kids in our neighborhood memorized the words to "Beat It" and "Thriller" and "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun," I sat in front of the record player to hear "Sweet Baby James" (before James Taylor had become the staple music for grocery stores) or "It's a Wild World" (before Cat Stevens had become a quasi-terrorist, when he was still imploring us to join peace trains). The eighties music felt too synthesized and smooth, like filtering out all the particles in a Hefeweizen. Aside from a few Police songs, I could never identify with such an artificial sound.
Survey Saturday: Teach for America
In reading a recent Time Magazine blurb, a woman wanted to nominate a former Teach for America alumni who has created highly successful charter schools (Idea Academy or something like that), where 100% of the students have gone to college.
- I can see how many of the teachers could develop a sense of entitlement. It's as if the world owes them something because they have a special status. I know that's what would have happened to me if I'd been in the program after college; which is precisely what inner-city kids don't need.
- The process is selective. Like the special charter schools that people tout as the ultimate solution, Teach for America has a rigorous search process that fails to engage everyone. Touting the fact that the cream of the crop are doing well isn't as impressive as showing me a teacher who faced adversity and is now thriving.
- People don't have to play by the rules. Often, a Teach for America teacher doesn't last long as a real teacher, but is fast-tracked into leadership. Sometimes this turns out great, but I am always skeptical of a reformer who hasn't actually worked within the system. We end up with a nut job like the angry lady that is ruining the Washington D.C. school system. It's easy to pose on camera with a broom and a stern face. It's another thing to work for thirty years and slowly change things by being an quiet, compassionate sage.
- It begins with a presupposition that the biggest issue plaguing education is the quality of teachers. It feels like a punch in the gut to the work that I do. No, it feels more like a knee to my groin by a man in a suit with a polished smile.
- The marketing is deceptive. For every one Teach for America teacher who creates a great charter school or reforms a school district, there are countless ones who burn out and quit. I can't substantiate this with cold hard facts, but I'm willing to bet it's true.
- Teachers lose the sense of locale and the parochial nature of the neighborhoods when they are shipped around the country. If they're not careful, they become imperialists rather than humble servants.
- It misunderstands motivation. Offering money and fame will not mean better teachers. On the contrary, we end up with teacher-mercenaries who will use a child's test scores to win the War on Ignorance. If a person is genuinely motivated by money, I want them out of the classroom and inside of an office where the worst they can do is fuck-up a spreadsheet. (I realize that many Teach for America teachers are not motivated by money, which proves that offering the carrot and stick is really just a waste of money)
a note to myself in the first year
Philisophical Friday: Beyond Freedom and Dignity
Beyond Freedom and Dignity reads like a creepy dystopia; a satirical piece on the educational system of the Cold War era. Instead, it is B.F. Skinner's vision for humanity. Here, there is no reason for freedom and no cause for deep human emotion. No love. No hope. No conflict. Through a complex system of punishments and rewards, people behave orderly and society runs smoothly.
Philisophical Friday: Behave
B.F. Skinner wrote
Thursday Thoughts: People and Projects
It is a deeply human need to know and be known, to love and be loved, to speak and to listen. It's also a deeply human need to create and to plan and to design. What happens to me, sometimes, is that I get into one of the two modes and it strikes me off balance. I get really into "teaching as a relationship" and I don't work as hard at helping students create meaningful projects. Other times, I get wrapped up in projects and miss the people.
What-if Wednesday: What if all kids got to go on field trips?

I glance back at the students who are "not supposed to go" to the field trip. Most of the sixteen boys are listening to music players. A few are engaged in calm conversation and two of them are playing "That's Not Right," a game where people look at signs on the road to see if any of them have innuendo. (I never said they were angels).
Throughout the field trip, this particular group behaves well. They ask insightful, intelligent questions. Many of them take notes. A few times it gets a little awkward, "Will my criminal record get in the way of scholarships?" a boy asks. The woman doesn't seem entirely prepared for the question, but she answers it well.
People told me that our team should have kept the trouble-makers behind. However, when I read their reflections, I feel justified by the decision. I read one, "This is a wake-up call for me. I'm not sure if anyone believes me, but I think I can get good grades. I already do community service. Maybe I have a chance."
What if field trips weren't dealt out as rewards and punishments? What if they were, instead, opportunities to learn? What if some of the best behaved kids are the ones who thrive in freedom as opposed to the militaristic environment of school?
Photo Credit
Flickr Creative Commons
http://www.flickr.com/photos/brooklyn_dauphin/234028212/
short conversation
I'm touring ASU with a group of fifteen students. They have me with three of the high-level honors students, four with "potential" and eight of the trouble-makers. Our group is all-boys. In theory, this should have meant they were wild, but without the need to impress girls, they settle down. My group rises to the expectations and asks insightful questions during the presentation about college.
Techno-Tuesday: Setting up a Social Network
Most teachers I know have now set up either a class blog or a class website. Often, they complain that parents are less likely to comment or view the site than they had expected. Other times, they are dissapointed at the student apathy. While I understand their sentiments, I am not surprised by either the student or the parent reactions. A class blog tends to be teacher-centered. Perhaps a better option would be to set up a class social network.
Monday Metaphor: Photo Radar
hope for the next generation
In reading Fahrenheit 451, a student suggested that the robotic dog was a symbol of how machines are being humanized and humans are being mechanized. That's not the exact terminology he used, but it's the basic gist. So, I posed the question, "Is it true that humans are becoming more like machines and machines more like humans?" I copied and pasted five random answers that students gave me and posted it on our Social Pulse blog. The post title is Becoming Robots?
my anti-bucket list
The following are things I do not want to do by the time I die:
- Attend a meeting on
fe-nemicfo-ne-micphonemic awareness - Watch a full game of professional golf on television
- Have a root canal with no medication
- Read another book by James Joyce
- Pay to watch a movie with emo vampires, explosions or three-dimensional cartoons
- Go to jail
- Work in a job where the customer is "always right" simply because he holds the immediate capital in the moment thereby giving him some type of higher moral authority
- Visit France (unless we are invading it)
- Listen to a speaker who reads directly from the PowerPoint (I will attend the meeting, but I probably won't be listening)
Philosophical Friday: Rethinking Theory
Too much theory makes a mind constipated, filled with ideas but unable to think; intellectual, but not smart. It transforms a person into a Cliff Claven (on Cheers) prototype.
It seems that theory gets such a bad reputation, because teachers have experienced it in such a bad way; namely, through streaming PowerPoint presentations with a droning voice - a professional development speaker with the personality of Cliff Claven. The following are some ways that schools could shift in how they use theory:
- Make it practical: Don't do "theory first, practice later." Instead, integrate the practical ideas with the educational theory.
- Don't isolate theories: In other words, let teachers see the natural connections between each theory. Let them see the controversies, the disagreements and yet see the layers of overlap between theories.
- When teaching theory, model the theory and engage teachers in critical thinking. I won't learn Critical Pedagogy by reading a slide on a presentation. I'll learn it by experiencing it and having a conversation about it.
- Avoid the jargon: There's a reason teachers play buzzword bingo. What if we presented theory in a way that used analogy, metaphor and narrative? I realize that teachers need precision of language, but we could humanize the words and allow teachers to connect to it
faith and humanity
Does faith in religion cause people to lose their faith in humanity?
Unit: Project Social Voice
Please be patient as I finish posting everything here.
Download this as a .zip file
Materials
- Computers - 1-1 ratio (or close to this)
- Video Camera or iPod (for multimedia portion)
Lessons
Day One: Blog - Wiki - Google Document
Day Two: Blog - Wiki - Google Document
Day Three: Blog - Wiki - Google Document
Day Four: Blog - Wiki - Google Document
Day Five: Blog - Wiki - Google Document
Day Six: Blog - Wiki - Google Document
Day Seven: Blog - Wiki - Google Document
Day Eight: Blog - Wiki - Google Document
Day Nine: Blog - Wiki - Google Document
Day Ten: Blog - Wiki - Google Document
Day Eleven: Blog - Wiki - Google Document
Day Twelve: Blog - Wiki - Google Document
Day Thirteen: Blog - Wiki - Google Document
Day Fourteen: Blog - Wiki - Google Document
Day Fifteen: Blog - Wiki - Google Document
a crazy idea
I'm co-writing an article about the culture of fear created by NCLB and what it does to collaboration in professional development. I've been surprised how much I like doing research and writing in the formal, academic tone. It forces me to use precision in language.
Thursday Thoughts: What no one ever tells you about classroom management
1. It's spring
2. It was crazy windy today
Even in a technocratic society, a middle school teacher can prove what other people miss. We are tied to our geography. We are the product of our land. Kids, like the rest of us, follow the patterns of the seasons. Gray skies and frantic winds affect their behavior. It's a great modern myth that we can transcend it all. It was the idea of the scientific revolution, the myth that we could explore the whole universe and capture it in a seven-step process. It was the notion of the telegraph, that we could deliver soundbytes at the speed of . . . well, the speed of telegraph. And it's the idea that the internet and iPhones and other gimmicky gadgets can remove the land and trade it in for ones and zeroes.
What-if Wednesday:What if schools had music?
I'm convinced that the Ray LaMontagne's "Trouble" album is the most suitable soundtrack for gray skies and quasi-violent winds. By the time I reach "Jolene," I feel the crush of the world through a solitary man who sounds like he just gargled razor blades. As the clouds settle down and the album stops, I play "Oh Brother Where Art Thou."
Techno-Tuesday: Recommended Sites for New Teachers
I want to mention ahead of time that this is not meant as a be-all, end-all list. I just recently started a Delicious account and I'm adding tons of links. I'd love to learn more about sites out there that have been helpful. So, the following list is basically an idea of links to sites that I would go to if I were in my first or second year of teaching. (Or in my case, my fifth)
- Engrade: It's been my favorite online gradebook
- Google Reader: I know there are other readers out there and perhaps they're better, but I keep the Reader widget on my iGoogle and it's helped me to follow different blogs
- Google Calendar: I love the fact that I can share calendars with friends. I wish this was around when I first started.
- Google Tasks: The only thing that has ever helped me stay on task. I actually wrote a blog about this tool.
- Internet Archive: The user interface is lame, but it's the best place to store podcasts
- PBS: Their education section has tons of stuff. It's one of the few sites I go to in order to find ideas
- TeacherTube: Many districts block YouTube, but allow teachers to post and find videos on TeacherTube
- Mindomo: We use this for concept maps and mindmaps
- Google Docs: Great for shared Docs, Spreadsheets and Presentations
- Zoho: A great alternative to Google Docs. It's a kind-of all-in-one place deal.
- Blogger: Many districts block this, but allow edublogs. However, to me, nothing beats blogger in terms of flexibility, coding, shared authors, and other features I need
- Flickr Creative Commons (a great tool for teachers, too): We use it all the time for website and presentations. One irritating thing is when people post deliberately copywritten material on it.
- PBWiki: Some people love wikispaces or Googlesites, but PBWiki just seems to capture the wiki experience best for my students
- Ning: It's easy to set up a social network for my own class. The kids seem to intuitively understand it. I know of other teachers who prefer SocialGo
- Google Notebook: We use this constantly for research. It lets kids write notes and save websites.
- Delicious: I was reluctant to let students use this, because it seemed pointless with Google Notebook. However, as they started to share links with each other, I saw the benefit of this simple tool. Next year, I'm going to try out Diigo
- Google Books: We use this to access and read many of the public domain classics
- Teacherlingo: It's like a staff lounge without the angry rants
- Classroom 2.0: A great site for anyone trying to connect and learn about technology
- Middle School Teacher: A great mix of personal thoughts, ideas about education reform and practical tips
- Betty's Blog: She's level-headed and yet passionate and full of both personal and practical wisdom
- Cornerstone: Tons of practical ideas with a slightly cutesy perspective
- It's Not All Flowers and Sausages: A blog filled with wit and humor, but often containing some sharp analysis of the system
- Brazen Teacher: I connect well with this blog, because the author is as anti-standardization as I am, but she explains it in a much more creative style
- Science Teacher: One of the smartest bloggers around, a scientist with the soul of a poet
- Cal Teacher Blog: Mr. Bibo is a man with wisdom, conviction and practical ideas. The blog has some real thought-provoking posts
- Clif's Notes: If I needed one blog to keep me up to date on technology, it would be this. It's like having a tech guru on my laptop all the time
- Reach for More / Aspira a Mas: One of the few teaching blogs out there with a Latina perspective
- The Power of Educational Technology: A little less practical than Clif's Notes, but constantly thought-provoking
- The Doc is In: He seems to blog about everything, but with a distinct mix of both authority and humility
- Countdown to Teachhub: I wish I had this site when I was first starting out. I felt like i constantly needed some practical tips and this site offers them. One of my favorite features is the YouTube writing prompts.
- In the Trenches: It's the kind of blog that I read when teaching feels a little lonely.
on reading Fahrenheit 451
Right now we're reading Farenheit 451 in my seventh hour. When I first read it, I thought it was about censorship. Then I thought it was about literacy and what happens when books are replaced by television (Marshall McLuhan's concept that the medium is the message) and now I'm realizing it's all about entertainment and what it does with ideas.
Monday Metaphor: Time and Teaching and Traffic Jams

What if the best time to write lesson plans is actually during a staff in-service? What if the best time to hold a conference with a student is during bell work? What if a teacher's time is better spent doing a project with students after school than running an after-school detention? I ask these questions as I consider my first two years of teaching. I spent hours at school but accomplished less. To some degree, I realize that this is the natural process of learning to take certain shortcuts and becoming faster at basic paperwork. However, another part of it has to do with the way I chose to spend my time.
- Committees: It's like deliberately choosing to drive in the "pack" - same group think, same waste of time
- E-mail: Checking it constantly is like deliberately trying to find the red lights. I'm better off reading it twice a day
- Gossip: It's basically like gawking at a car accident and leading to more rubber necking
- Copy Machine: I've learned to avoid rush hour by making copies on Thursdays at five o'clock. It's nearly empty and I'm left with the company of a humming machine and an incessant flickering flourescent light
- Staff Meeting: People say it's rude to grade papers during a staff meeting. I think it's rude to take up a teacher's time to read meaningless PowerPoint presentations. Grading papers duirng a staff meeting is basically taking a detour, a shortcut that will actually accomplish something.
- Check-mark Grading: It's the equivalent of weaving. I'm better off grading fewer papers and inputting less grades.
- Discipline Meetings: It's pretty much asking for road-rage. Grab a kid, shame him in front of his parents, tell him his a failure and then expect it to work?
It Is Personal
What about that wad of paper on the ground? Yep, it's personal.
When I first began teaching, I had a difficult time with classroom management. Well-intentioned teachers would explain to me, "It's not personal." Often, this advice was accompanied by "you just need to develop a thicker skin." In other words, desensitize yourself to the pain and insecurities attached to having students throw papers, talk when I'm talking and saying sarcastic comments.
On some level, I see what they meant. Students often don't intend to be hurtful. Many times, they carry heavy baggage from home or they're irritated with another student or they're going through an awful junior high break up, learning that seventh grade love will not last forever. Still, I wonder if we do children a disservice when we "focus on the behaviors" and ignore the relational side.
What if it is personal? What if a child misbehaves because he is bored and he is a little angry with the teacher for making class boring? What if a child throws a paper because the teacher has not earned the child's respect? What if a child means nothing by acting out? It might not "seem" personal, but the reality is that kids need to learn that their actions have the capability to hurt people.
For me (and I cannot apply this to all people) the answer is not to deny it, put on a tough-guy mask and plow through as if nothing is happening. Nor does it work to simply focus on the behavior and offer a reward or punishment. The best solution is to start a dialogue about why we act the way we do. This way, students have the chance to speak openly and the teacher gets a peak at what is going on behind the scenes. Furtheremore, this establishes trust and gets students to think in a way that is more sympathetic to others.
For example, when a child throws paper in class (which is rare when a lesson is engaging, procedures are clear and instruction is differentiated), I will walk over quietly and ask what happened. I'll even preface it with, "I'm not writing a referral. I want to know what this was all about." I'll use statements like, "It feels distracting to others when you throw papers and it gets me really frustrated. It makes me feel like a student doesn't care." Usually, when we get it to this relational, human level, the student will apologize or will share what's really going on.
Again, the idea is not "don't take it personally," but to handle the personal side with dignity. Instead of addressing behavior, a teacher has the opportunity to model forgiveness and compassion and to walk the ever-difficult paradox of being accepting of students while being firm in discipline. I'm not advocating a long Dr. Phil moment or a classroom where I wear a cardigan and play the guitar to the tune of Kumbaya. Instead, I'm suggesting that I engage students in a coversation about what it means to be respectful toward others.
This relational approach works two ways, however. I have apologized publicly for punishing an entire class or for yelling or for moments when I got the class off-topic. I used to believe that being vulnerable would make me an easy target. Now I realize it helps me to earn trust and respect.
Survey Saturday: Art or Science?
When I first began teaching, I viewed it entirely as an art. I railed against formal lesson plans, Blackboard Configurations and measurable goals. It jarred me to see mission statements or hear the word "data" or listen to a diatribe about shirts and ties or clean desks or whatever else people called professional. I had little faith in science, because, well science was why we could split an atom and destroy an entire civilization from the view of a sterilized, antiseptic office.
sopa

My friend Dierdre wrote a quote on her Twitter:
my beloved, offensive heroes

I just recently read a blog post about someone whose eyes were opened after building homes in Mexico. I really appreciated the style and tone, because it wasn't all condemning or self-righteouss and it didn't reek of the "Those poor people are worse than we Americans" that I used to hear sometimes from missionaries.
- Nehemiah - He reminds me that relationships and programs both matter. His story also reminds me that it's possible to care about people you haven't met yet
- Joshua - I love the mentor story that develops between Moses and Joshua. To me, that's what should happen in all education.
- Paul - I agree with his notion that a person must live what he preaches. Plus, I just like him. He's raw and offensive and yet he's got this tender side. And, as a teacher, he does a great job of contextualizing his message to the culture.
- John - I know he's a disciple, not a teacher. But the term "disciple" in Greek means teacher. I love how he can be simple and complex at the same time, how he can be personal and theoretical and how often he uses symbolism and metaphor.
- Barnabas - In a staff lounge that can feel like Survivor, it's cool to see someone who constantly encourages, not out of manipulation or "rewards" but because he knows that people are dying for encouraging words. I want to be like that.
- Solomon (or whoever wrote Ecclesiastes - I've heard arguments on both sides for its authorship) - I can't even begin to describe how much that book shaped my own teaching approach
Philisophical Friday: Which approach is right?
My favorite history book of all time is Modris Eksteins' Walking Since Daybreak. It is sharp in its analysis, but creative in its style. Ekestins uses metaphor and poetic flair while analyzing statistics and deconstructing popular myths. It is a narrative with multiple threads, telling the story of his own family, the story of Latvia in the middle ages and offering a critical analysis of Eastern Europe in its current identity crisis.
Social Studies Learning Centers
I realize that Middle School often seems to be the zone where teachers give up using "learning centers." Indeed, the term conjures up images of pasted macaroni, coloring books and worksheets. However, the notion of moving around various workspaces can have a place in social studies. I use the learning center concept on a more long-term basis.
Thursday Thoughts: My Blog Wordle
I did a Wordle combining my two blogs and this is what I found:
ten things I don't do
This began as a response on my friend Quinn's blog.
Christy once told me the number of hours a person spends in a lifetime ironing, folding socks, folding sheets. She asked me, "When you are on your death bed, do you want to have those hours back? Do you want to say to yourself, 'I ironed well' or 'I lived well?'"
It was a no brainer for me. We don't iron our clothes or fold our socks and I don't regret this decision. So, I am making a list of things I don't do, because I see them as a waste of time:
- Folding socks or sheets, ironing, sorting out the colors before I wash the clothes
- Messing with a watch, a cell phone or anything that could easily be lost
- Following professional sports. Life is already complicated and confusing. Why add the drama of living vicariously through men in tights?
- Joining committees at school. I wish I could have the hours back that I lost my first few years of teaching.
- Mowing the yard every week. When I look back to my own childhood, I say, "I wish my dad had made more time for playing catch" rather than "I wish our lawn had been more pristine."
- Going to Happy Hour. It's almost always not happy. I'd rather get to know teachers one-on-one over coffee or a pint.
- Making the bed. I hate feeling "tucked-in" and I don't see the point in un-making a bed every night.
- Washing the car. It's a hunk of metal. Besides, it's what's on the inside that counts, right?
- Seating charts. Kids can choose where to sit just fine.
- Drinking bottled water. It just feels like a waste of time to hunt down plastic bottles and then later having to find a recycle bin so I can feel real smug about being "green."
you might be interested
Hey, I have written a few blog posts on my other blog that might interest some of my non-teacher friends and some of the people who regularly read this one:
Techno-Tuesday: The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread

It's the best thing since sliced bread. A bit cliche, but true on the surface; that is, if "best" simply means more efficient, more convenient and more marketable. However, to anyone who actually kneads the dough, lets it rise, bakes it and then slices through the hearty hunk of happiness, pre-sliced bread loses its claim to the superlative.












