
In the category of "what topic would you like me to write about?" someone posted, "God, ants, and the Constitution." So, I'll take that as a challenge and run with it.
I know the animation isn't fantastic and Woody Allen's voice is a bit like rusty nails on a chalkboard, but I love the movie Ants for the central message. Group conformity is dangerous. Freedom is valuable. Slogans abound and people warn about being "team players" and "respecting the leader." I watched it recently with my sons and shuddered when I thought about the ant-like mentality of school (or society for that matter. I love the Dave Matthews Band song "Ants Marching" for that reason)
One part that I love about the movie is that it breaks with other dystopian works. Unlike Anthem or A Brave New World, the protagonist moves back to society and works toward transforming it. It's subtle, but powerful. When the other ants rush around him and attempt to make him into a messiah, he steps back and lets them lead democratically.
Our students march in lines, listen to orders and generally do what they are told. They wear uniforms and eat in a common mess-hall-style cafeteria. When I taught about modernism and militarism, I mentioned the German model developed by Bismark and how that influenced our own social institutions. A ballsy student asked the principal, "Lining up to be picked up after lunch is a bit militaristic, isn't it?" She wasn't thrilled with his application of content vocabulary.
If I want to transform the system, I find my inspiration in two separate areas: God and the Constitution. If I'm not careful, I merge the two into an ugly form of syncretism. But on a good day, both the Constitution and my own faith help me to avoid the trap of treating kids like a bunch of marching ants.
I've written before about my multimillenial mentors. From Job, I see the need to stand up for social justice and the need to empower the poor. From Daniel and Joseph, I see the need to respectfully work as a sage to change things and from Jeremiah I see value in being a lunatic standing up to corruption. From Jesus, I see the need for metaphor, a new approach to classroom climate (the upside down kingdom approach), the use of love rather than coercion. I get the paradox of humanity - that we are all broken, beautiful stained glass windows.
On the other hand, from the Constitution, I remember the need to allow free speech and free expression even when it is unpopular. I fail often, but I try and run my class with the social contract in mind and remember that they will not respect me if I don't respect the students. I structure it much like a republic, with students voting on decisions and running optional leadership meetings where students can make decisions. From the Constitution, I see the balance of protecting individual rights and still allowing for the majority to make decisions.
Ultimately, my goal in teaching is for students to think well about life. The two sources I go to most often are God and the Constitution. Don't get me wrong, I don't believe in having the Bible in school or teachers leading prayer. Nor do I believe in using blanket nationalism to indoctrinate children. I'm sure there are great Eastern ideas and ideas from other constitutions. Yet, for all the times that I criticize the government and rip on formal religion, I keep going back to God and the Constitution.
Archive for August 2009
a funny, if tragic, conversation
On NPR, I learned that Reading Rainbow is now officially off the air. The Department of Education shifted ideologically toward shows that emphasized the mechanics of language rather than the Reading Rainbow approach of getting kids motivated through story telling. Thus, we have Super Why (mostly synonyms, antonyms, spelling and comprehension) and Word World (phonemic awareness) and Martha Speaks (vocabulary).
philosophy and food

I walk into a classroom yesterday to fix a computer. A student says to his friend, "That's the teacher I have for the fast food class."
"You guys eat food in there?"
"No, we're learning about fast food. Today we talked about why other countries hate us when McDonald's takes over."
The teacher raises her eyebrow and pulls me aside, "What are you teaching for reading?"
I explain to her that I teach informational text analysis. Students read about cultural connections, bias and propaganda, inference techniques, vocabulary building, prefixes and suffixes. "We cycle through the skills based upon what they have the hardest time with."
My answer calms her down. It's not a lie, really. I plan the lessons carefully around the reading and writing skills as stated on our state standards. It's just that, as we read, it's never about the skills. It's about fast food and how it redefines us. Every lesson is a philosophy lesson (whether it is epistimology, ethics, personal philosophy)
It's about the changing forces in labor, politics, social institutions and human interaction. It's about globalization and imperialism and the monolithic culture created by the golden arches. It's about the deeper questions of how to treat people, what makes us happy, the dangers of ambition and effeciency, who should have control over public space and whatever else emerges.
So, we read Fast Food Nation and it's not so much about what's in the food, but about how the fastfood motif shapes our world. I would have guessed ahead of time that we'd study philosophy if we had chosen Aristotle (my choice), but the students chose Fast Food Nation. As we explore it together, I'm thinking about my world in a way that I never have before.
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a really short post

I just finished making small talk with the lady who cleans my classroom. She's dusting the cabinets right now. It's hard not to feel guilty. By accident of geography, she sweeps my floors and I teach her children. By sheer military force, she is the colonized and I am the imperialist. I grew up in el norte and with it I have privileges I never earned. Where is the justice in that?
I hope she realizes that my silence right now is not apathy. I'm paralyzed by an old shady land deal.
seven easy ways to change your blog
and change it to
chain saws and pulaskis

one of the world's most under-rated tools - the mighty pulaski (not to be confused with the Revolutionary War Hero)
There is something exhilirating in wielding a chainsaw. It's machine against nature and for once I'm on the winning side. So, I smile too broadly as the limbs of our decaying orange tree fall down. On some level, I think there is something deeply human in the desire to destroy. Whether it's a two year old knocking down Legos or a twenty-two year swinging a wrecking ball, demolition is part of who we are. Call it creative destruction. Or just call it destruction. Either way, it's there in everyone. If I'm not careful, it becomes addicting.
After awhile, though, nature wins. The chain saw can't go through the tough branches and it seizes up with the scent of oil. On a philosophical level, the tree wins as well. Joel assigns the tree gender and says, "She was a good tree. She gave us lots of oranges." All of a sudden, I'm thinking of the orange juice we made together and the oranges we hit with baseball bats. Don't get me wrong, I'm not exactly an arbor-phile, though my mom used to sing to her plants when we grew up and on some level I can appreciate the connection to the land.
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I think about the health care debate and the danger in arguing who should and should not live. I know it's expensive to keep my grandpa alive and I know he's a drain on the system and I know that he doesn't contribute to our GDP. But he's my grandpa.
I heard a clip on NPR where a man yelled down a congressman and claimed that "it's the illegal's fault." I teach immigrant children and I want them to have health care as much as I want my grandpa to have health care. I don't pretend to know the answers. But I know there is a danger is creative destruction. I know the same impulse to shout down a congressman is the one that guides my arms as I pull the trigger on the chainsaw.
The Founding Fathers chose earthy metaphors to describe social institutions. In The Federalist Papers, Hamilton compared the government to a body. Jefferson often compared it to a tree shared by the locale. It's not until the industrial revolution that we see the business/factory metaphor applied to schools.
I'm not sure if it's right for Michelle Rhea and Arne Duncan to shut down schools. I do, however, know that it's wrong to boast about it. For what it's worth, I'd have a little more respect for them if they used the pulaski. At least then, they would experience the pain and labor and awareness of a school that's dying. Yet, as long as they engage in chainsaw massacres, I'll continue to cringe when I hear the word "reform."
blowing in the wind
before he sees there’s no choice?
yes and how many walls will be painted white
before they silence our voice?
an extra lined I added to a classic when I drove past the freshly painted white space that used to house a mural (oh and pardon the lack of capital letters -- i'm not trying to be trendy techie guy . . . i might be re-writing dylan, but i feel a connection to e.e. cummings right now)
on faith and sex and God and staff lounge conversations
The staff lounge isn't exactly a bastion of theological inquiry. We mostly talk about our classes, occasionally our families and often Fantasy Football. About a year ago a side conversation broke out in the midst of a discussion about The Office.
what we can learn from PE teachers
Someone recently posted an angry comment on one of my earliest blog posts. In this comment, the anonymous writer asked me if I was a PE teacher. I wish I was. It's not because they get to wear shorts or walk around with whistles, either. It's because, at our school, the PE teachers use some of the best pedagogy I've ever seen.
what if we taught intellectual humility?
I understand that it's important for students to learn information. I get the need for students to go to college, think well about life, apply concepts to their world. I understand why we have high expectations and why we challenge students to work hard. I get it. I really do.
health care shouting matches and teaching humility
I heard a clip from a town hall meeting. An army officer shouted down a Congressman with a diatribte about how he fought for freedom and how he loves our country and he refuses to see us turn into a socialist nation. I take issue with this man, not because he loves our country, but because he fails to see his own hypocrisy. Last time I checked, his salary, housing and health care come out of my paycheck.
semi-functional family

I once sat around a table with three stay-at-home moms who all chose to home school their children. Knowing that I was a teacher, they used the moment as a chance for the proslytizing of "unschooling." They offered anecdotal stories of children learning through play rather than through worksheets and presented public education as an obsolete, malfunctioning social institution.
what's going on with the book?
A few people have asked me why my book is on sale in the Kindle form, but not in the print format. Here's the deal:
a class schools should teach

Joel tells me that he's cold, so I explain that he should run around. I dance and jump to demonstrate what I'm trying to get him to comprehend. So, he runs around the house, does a dance and says, "I feel warmer, Daddy."
the artist-administrator
I still cringe when I hear teachers refer to our vocation as the "business of education." It conjures memories of the executive teachers who employed the token economy, dressed in a suit, acted as a bully-boss and constantly talked about "the corporate world," with a smug grin. At one time, I mistakenly defined myself as "not that guy."
Over time, I've seen the validity in certain aspects of the business administrator. And, while I still have a tiny anarchist who lives inside of me, I now approach classroom leadership with a sense of mystery and paradox. I need to be an artist-administrator. (My friend Javi the Hippie coined the term and I use it regularly)
The artist focuses on humanity, creativity, the intangible climate of the classroom. The administrator follows procedures, uses objectives and analyzes data in a systematic fashion. The artist tends to be relational while the administrator manages tasks. Often, the overlap is hard to see. For example, the artist might shun the notion of procedures, but phrased in "rituals for relationships," it begins to make sense. Similarly, the artist might refer to a class climate while the administrator would spell out the climate with a marketing term like "branding" or "ambience." Taken together and the class becomes relational and deliberate, creative and critical, safe and challenging, open and structured.
So, I thought through this artist-administrator concept as I approach my first week back with the students. The following is my "to do" list. I realize that this is a Philosophical Friday, but I think it provides a snapshot of how my philosophy has changed to be more of a "both/and" artist-administrator kind of guy:
THE WEEK BEFORE
Lesson Planning
- Review the lessons I created in the summer and see if I can improve them
- Reformat the lessons to the heavy-handed district-imposed, strip-away-the-autonomy format
- Print the lessons and add them to an arbitrary binder that I'll set on my desk
- Make all the photocopies I need for the first unit
Procedures
- I use my procedure grid (which is basically a list of questions followed by individual, partner, small group, whole class)
- Think of some off-the-wall examples (and write them down) to see students find ways that people might be failing to follow the procedures
- Go through a Student Bill of Rights and see if I still agree with it
- Make sure there are no chords sticking out anywhere
- Make sure I can get to any student within four paces
- Sit down in each seat and see if there are any things that might bother students
- Add former student art - hang it up and think about how much I miss my former students
- Find as many ways as possible for it to look less like a classroom and more like a community
- Make a "cleaning and maintanence" list and add it to my calendar, so that I can remember to dust my classroom or clean my white boards
- Meet the people who will clean my classroom and then memorize their names. Make a note to write them a thank you note in the next three weeks. Then worry if it will come across as pompous.
- Put together a calendar with sports schedules, duty schedule, professional development, staff birthdays, grading periods (and progress reports), and any other calendar or date they give me
- Paper trail - think through the whole student paper trail - Where will they learn about their assignment? Where will they turn in their assignment? What will I do after it is turned in? What will I do after I have graded it? What will I do after I added the grade to the computer? What will I do to make sure it gets turned in to them? What will I do if it is missing? How will I handle it if it is late? (For me, I have a separate hanging file folder for each stage and a simple turn-in bin for the beginning and then I have a blog where they can access the late and missing work. For each of the hanging file folders, I have a separate manila folder for each class period. So the "turn back to them" has five manila folders and then I can add all the crap the office forces us to use to this.
- Organization - I hate paperwork, so I have to have a method of: Crap that Needs to Go to Another Person, Paperwork I Need to Do, Paperwork I've Done that Has to Go to the Office
- Make sure I know the following procedures: lockdown, fire drill, picking kids up from lunch or anything else where I become a drill sergeant instead of a teacher - and then put that all onto a clipboard that I can pull out when those things happen
- Get a sub folder put together
- Walk around and help anyone who needs help in technology. Pretend that I'm doing a service when it's really just a chance to find out who they are and start hearing their story
- Make sure my e-mail is working, my Proxima is set up and all other technology gadgets work
Things I Don't Do
- Assign a seating chart
- Add names to the gradebook (it will change so much anyway)
- Put together bulletin boards (I let the kids do that)
- Organize my desk - I wait until the second week of school and figure out what I'm missing, what needs to be changed, etc.
- Organize my supplies - I let a student figure it out and add labels to it
Does it change how we live?

Sometimes I wonder if the book I should have written is Tutored by Toddlers. Joel and Micah continue to challenge and transform my beliefs about education and school and humanity. When I write about my kids I wonder if it sounds trite, like a Chicken Soup for the Soul book.
coffee meter
why George Soros shouldn't buy kids school supplies
I heard an interview with multibillionaire George Soros today. Apparently, he's passing out two-hundred dollar checks to families in the ghetto so that they can buy school supplies. It's a nice gesture, really. It's probably compassionate, too. Still, I think it's misdirected.
wisdom
Race to the Top
I'm one of four Libertarians nationwide who voted for Obama. I knew I would disagree with his policies on the bailout and on health care reform. However, I thought he might push back No Child Left Behind and I hoped he'd be pro-immigration.
Apparently, we'll leave the children behind, but what's important is that we take most of them on a Race to the Top. From what I gather, Race to the Top, is all about merit pay, charter schools and heavy-handed talks about accountability. It's not the rhetoric of hope and change I heard months ago.
- People are more likely to cheat - If it's all about the reward, people will get unethical in order to win
- Intrinsic motivation decreases - If I am focused on getting bonus pay, I am less likely to teach because I care about the students
- Cooperation ceases - Everyone is in it for themselves
- Growth cannot be sustainable - Eventually it levels out or even dips down
- We sacrifice long-term results for short term gains
social media venn diagram
One of the funniest things I've seen in a long time:
Roman Rulers and the Ladies in Black

I had a friend in high school who attended a parochial school. It wasn't parochial in the sense of belonging to the community. In fact, it was as transient and gated as the suburban neighborhoods of my high school. He told me that it was "more Roman than Catholic" and shared stories of the primary grades where one of the Sisters would pull out a paddle when he forgot his fractions.
I thought about him while listening to a Death Cab for Cutie song. The lyrics include:
the upside of pessimism

I don't believe we are inherently good. Beautiful, yes. Capable of great things, absolutely. But good, no. Motives are always muddled and confusing. The most altruistic moments seem to contain a tinge of selfishness. I see this in small moments, like the way I cut people off in conversations or how quickly I change the subject when it's of no interest to me.
Sages and Lunatics
from a better living to living better
student video
A video created by our students for the introduction to our documentary. They had some real creative ideas and we ran with them.
Purpose of Our Documentary
I really had fun with this one. The kids had some bizarre ideas of a real low-fi method of telling people visually what our documentary was all about.
Vandalism or Art?
fresh start
shame with a smile

I could list many reasons for failing to appreciate the musical quality of Celine Dion. However, my negative reaction has less to do with my propensity to enjoy anti-pop folk artists and more to do with a few negative experiences. Case in point, I'm at the grocery store looking for my wife's very specific bottle of shampoo. It's a long ordeal, given the sheer number of hair care products on the aisle.
Out of nowhere, I hear, "I finished crying in the instant that you left. And I can't remember where or when or how." It jars me. Ironically, her song about a memory coming back to her is precisely what causes me panic. Don't get me wrong, I don't have a full-scale panic attack or anything, but for a moment, my memory is flooded with every memory of every crown, filling and root canal I've endured. I've always hated Celine Dion's music and now I realize why. I associate all of her songs with painful dentist memories.
amateur author

It's sometimes hard for me to explain to somebody why I chose to self-publish a book. I sometimes worry about being judged for "vanity publishing." Occasionally someone will say, "You know that they let anyone publish." So, that's me. I'm anyone. I'm an amateur. My tag line on this blog has always been "musings from a not-so-master teacher."
the attention span myth
A well-intentioned teacher (whom I respect greatly) comments at a training, "We have fifteen seconds. In a digital culture, that's all you get. They are the point and click video game generation." I've heard this before. It's the idea that the medium itself changes our attention spans.
- presented in a medium they use most often. Hence a kid who spends hours reading Harry Potter doesn't seem to squirm too much when having to spend forty minutes reading Fahrenheit 451.
- fits one's learning style. I can do a "kinesthetic activity" for ten minutes tops before it feels chaotic and shallow. Others can spend hours "just doing" and learning from it. So, that kid who seems to have little attention span when reading might not be conditioned by television so much as more dominant in kinesthetic learning. I've also learned that kids adjust to a learning style. Sometimes they just need a chance to build stamina. I used to get bored with running and now I can go out for a two to four hour run.
- inherently interesting. I have kids who say, "I hate to read" and then come to me after class to borrow Brave New World to jump ahead. Why? It's a relevant read.
- connects to one's life. I remember it if I feel close to it somehow on a personal, emotional and rational level.
- challenging. If a kid seems uninterested in spending an hour filling out worksheets, it's probably because the task is too easy and, honestly, kind-of boring.
what if "old" doesn't mean inaccessible?

I'm reading a fresh translation of an older work. I'm convinced that Tolstoy is a genius in analyzing the human psyche and so, despite the daunting appearance of a massive text, I plunge into book with reckless abandon. The book is deep on a personal, philosophical level. Yet, it's an easy read, but when I recommend Anna Karenina to people, they automatically assume that it's too difficult.
the lie
Don't Discipline the Group
I used to hate when teachers would punish an entire class for things one student did. I remember telling myself that I would never do that, only to fall into this trap my first year of teaching. Each year, though, I reduce the number of times I discipline the class as a whole.
- One person did this and no one will rat them out: This creates an unnecessary power struggle between students and teachers. It forces students to decide if they want your approval or peer approval. Often, peer approval is still worth the risk. A better option for me has been to say, "Whoever it was needs to admit it. I've already forgiven you, so you might want to apologize. " I know it sounds strange and you can take it or leave it, but this method has worked well.
- You want to pit the group against a student in a method of peer pressure. Typically, this creates a martyr situation and martyrs are admired, not scorned. The best it can possibly produce is a potential bullying situation where they will still hate the teacher. A better situation would be to figure out how to deal relationally with that one particular student.
- The whole class as an entire group was too loud, too crazy, too bad for a sub. When this is the case, it's usually an issue of bad procedures, poor expectations and other issues. While it makes sense to address individuals, usually all it takes is a quick review of expectations.
metaphor monday is back
attention new teachers
I'm giving this blog a short, two-month sabbatical for two reasons. First, I am running out of relevant ideas and I want to rethink some metaphors, technology and paradigm shifts. I want to figure out what Philisophical Friday should be and how it can be a little more personal and practical. I realize how quickly blogging can get stagnant and I want to go beyond "writing for the sake of writing."
Book Reviews
So, I started a summer blog series awhile ago where I review books. Many of the "teacher books" did little to change my approach, while many of the non-teacher books have radically transformed how I approach teaching (Modris Eksteins, Leo Tolstoy, Shusaku Endo, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Neil Postman, Donald Miller to name a few).
Feel free to check out the Book Reviews.
advice for new edu-bloggers
Okay, so this time my blog post doesn't have a creepy John Travolta picture. I half-wondered if that would cause me to lose my blog subscribers. I guess today might be the determining factor.
- Be personal. I realize the need to be careful about online communication, but I've found that being transparent online doesn't push people away. It draws them closer. I've never claimed to be a guru with "the next best thing" and because of this, I feel like I've had really cool conversations with fellow teachers.
- Broad isn't bad. A lot of teachers write blogs about one topic in education. I don't even stick to just education. I could be in the minority here, but I like to feel surprised. My favorite bloggers aren't the ones who stick to one topic, but who view the entire world through their own quirky filter. For example, I like the way ms teacher integrates her thoughts on politics, her experiences and her family stories into her blog.
- Use Teacherlingo. I don't work for the company and I'm not being paid to write this. But I know that most of the people who view this blog first saw it on Teacherlingo. If you're new to it, I recommend Betty's Blog.
- Think through the visual side. I like it when I see a blog and it fits the personality of the author. I attempted to make this blog creative in its design, because it fits me. I'm not suggesting that everyone go with this look, but simply that it fits me. When I go to Brazen Teacher's blog, it seems to fit her. It's simple and artistic. Same goes with Doyle the Science Teacher (who has an earthy, simple look) and the Cornerstone Blog (who has a simple look and an organized, easy to navigate site).
- Figure out a name that will stick. I've done a really bad job. My blog is technically "Musings from a Not-So-Master Teacher." I break it up into multiple linked blogs with a similar look. But it gets confusing. The title is John Spencer's Blog. The tile of my ed-centered blog is Learning with Impact. If I had it to do all over, I'd start with the same name the entire time.
- Interact with other people. It's crazy to think that people will read and comment on your blog when you never read anyone else's.
- Use multimedia. I'm still beginning this. I'm just now starting to add pictures, videos and podcasts. (I have a bunch of podcasts that I can't figure out how to transfer) There's another dimension to people when they share a different side of them. It's cool, for example, to hear a blogger's voice.























