When teachers used to say, “You’ll need this in the real world,” my response was almost always, “then what kind of fantasy land is this?”
Nearly every time it led to laughter.
I learned that my most earnest questions would be laughed at.
Then I learned to be silent.
Archive for June 2011
Making Salsa (Thankful Thursday)
"Do you think hipsters are into records and typewriters and knitting for the irony?" a woman asks.
"I don't think so. I think we're at a place where it's all instant. It's all efficient and now we are waking up for the whiplash of a techno-world and saying, 'Holy crap, what did we miss?' So, people are drawn to handwriting or knitting or snail mail, because we lost something."
"People are starting to recognize that quality takes time. Sometimes slower is better," someone comments.
"I've been recognizing that with this whole Living Facebook deal. Yeah, I can send a message, but a handwritten letter is more powerful. I can snap a ton of pictures and forget what it means to take the time to really think through the story a picture is telling."
Today I made salsa. I had to buy the cilantro and the peppers, but the tomatoes and onions were from our back yard. Here's how I made it:
- Get two big bowls of tomatoes. Cut up one bowlful and toss it (literally - it's more fun if tomatoes are flying) into a large pan.
- Take the seeds and juice out of the remaining tomatoes and then cut them into small pieces. Toss the remaining tomato guts in the large plan. Places the pieces into the two original bowls. They will now be the spicy and the mild salsa bowls.
- Separate out the peppers into three piles: those that will be cooked, those that will go into the mild and those that will go into the hot sauce. I like to go with ten jalapenos, six poblanos, two habeneros, six green chilis and six seranos. Sometimes more.
- Take the vein and seeds from the peppers in the pile you intend to cook and then toss the veins and seeds into the spicy salsa bowl. Then chop the peppers that you intend to cook. (Note: I like to wear gloves for this, because the acid will burn your hands for about a day)
- Do the same process above with the peppers for the mild bowl.
- Chop up the last pile of peppers and place them in the spicy bowl.
- Chop up two packs (not sure what term to use for it) of cilantro and add one to the spicy bowl and one to the mild bowl.
- Chop up a decent-sized onion and smash up two cloves of garlic and place them in the pan. Add a little olive oil and drizzle on some balsamic vinegar.
- Cook the peppers, onions, garlic and tomatoes on high. Let it burn the veggies a bit. It's a good thing. It adds flavor to the salsa. Trust me, it works.
- Once the veggies are cooked, add half of the pan to the mild bowl and half to the spicy bowl.
- Sprinkle some garlic salt into both bowls.
- Squeeze two limes into both bowls.
- Use a hand blender to mush up the salsa in both bowls.
- Stir both bowls.
- You can create a medium bowl by adding some of the other two bowls.
The salsa directions I just wrote might be the most practical thing you read in this blog all year and not because it changes your pedagogy, but because, on a quiet desert afternoon I become convinced that good salsa is as important as good teaching.
Crazy.
Today I'm thankful for salsa. Not so much the dance as much as the sauce. I'm also thankful for the way salsa reminds me to slow down. Call me crazy, but I think salsa-making makes me a better teacher. Not only that, but I need salsa to remind me what matters.
Apple Versus Google
An operating system used to be device-specific. However, as we move further toward a completely cloud-based, mobile experience, the definition of an operating system becomes somewhat elusive. Windows lost in its failure to capture the smart phone, tablet and netbook market. Now the war shifts toward a Google versus Apple dual.
Case in point: Apple recently created iCloud while Google introduced Google Music (which I'm loving, by the way) and the Chrome netbook-laptop-or-whatever-you-want-to-call-it. Meanwhile the smart phone market has shifted almost entirely toward Android versus the iPhone.
While it might seem like a simple rivalry between two software giants, both companies offer a very different vision for our online multimedia experience. Apple sells content while Google sells advertising. Apple is betting on a model akin to a movie theater experience where consumers will pay more for quality and convenience. Google is betting on a model akin to cable television where consumers will prefer freedom and value.
Apple wants to customize the hardware and software to be as user-friendly and aesthetically pleasing as possible. It's why an iPhone on AT&T and Verizon look nearly identical and why that same operating system runs seamlessly with an iPod and an iPad. Apple needs people to buy multimedia products - whether this is a two dollar app, a dollar song, a three dollar ebook or an annual service that allows consumers to house what they buy on multiple devices.
Google wants to offer a customized service that runs quickly. It's why Android looks different on various phones and why the Chrome OS is entirely different than the Android. Whether it's a piece of software, an operating system or even the laptop itself, Google needs access to consumer data so that advertisers have access to one's multimedia experience. This is why ultimately Google might want to buy Pandora as an end-route into getting Google music on all the iCandy.
My Grocery Store Is On Twitter
My grocery store has a sign asking me to follow them on Twitter. What in the world could they possibly tell me? I'm not sure, but here are a few ideas:
TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE DOING:
- Hey, I’m selling food right now. You should come buy some. #hungry #food
- Did I mention that we have food? Thought you should try it. #food #hungry #eat
- Just sitting here full of food. Just got stocked. Damn I'm full. #food
INVITE ME
- Hey guys, I have a ton of food and an endless supply of Celine Dion music. #adultcontemporary #food #party
- Party at my place. Everyone is in line. No one is line dancing. #lamestpartyever #party #food
CHAT
- There's a #grocerchat in twelve minutes.
- So apparently all food is ethnic food (even white people food). So do I call it Hispanic, Latino or Latin? #grocerchat
- Really? But Latin just sounds like singing monks? #grocerchat
- RT @Kroger "Wal-Mart is such a selfish blowhard. I hope he chokes on the vomit from eating up all the little guys."
APOLOGIZE
- Sorry for the confusion. Supermarkets are for all people, not exclusively superheroes. #apology #food
- I'm sorry for referring to myself as the "anchor store." @kay'sbeautysupplies - U R muy importante to me, girlfriend
- Sorry for referring to @kay'sbeautysupplies as "girlfriend." #crossedalineonthatone
- @Safeway - You want a link? We got tons of sausage at our site.
- @Safeway - Wrong link? :( You want a link to an article? I've got a whole magazine rack. #checkoutthatrack #supermaketinnuendo
What I've Been Up To
If you're wondering why I haven't been posting as much here, it's because I've been writing about our Living Facebook Experiment. If you haven't checked it out, you might want to stop by the blog. It's been a blast working on a project like this with Christy.
Social Media Diagram
Grace and Gardening and Education Reform
Salsa.
A garden dance.
Grace.
I didn’t do anything beyond adding some water. For much of the garden, we didn't even plant the tomato seeds. What came from compost? What came from rotting plant? I haven't the slightest idea.
I need tangible moments like this as a reminder that God is real. No, it’s not that. I believe he’s real. I need moments like this as a tangible reminder that God is good and that what I believe is not crazy. Or maybe I am crazy. Maybe I'm much too spiritually conservative for many of the readers of this blog. But my thoughts are both incredibly empirical and incredibly intuitive when I'm in the garden and quite honestly, in the moment, I'm not the least bit inclined to apologize for being spiritual or for being unorthodox. I'm just glad.
Blame it on the evening sunlight or the cooling evening temperatures (and by cool, I mean ninety degrees), but it felt magical. It felt like a slice of heaven, hand-delivered when I least expected it.
And here’s the thing: as amazing as the tomatoes and garlic and onion were, the real gift was the joy I saw on my children’s faces. Brenna clapped her hands when she found a red tomato. If I didn't know any better, I'd think the whole garden was laughing with her.
Grace.
I didn't earn it.
In a very secular sense, I don't trust leaders who don't get grace. I wonder how many gardens Bill Gates, Arne Duncan or members of the Khan or Kipp or any other academy keep. I wonder if they can tell me where their food comes from. I wonder if they've ever made salsa from their own backyard. I wonder if they throw around words like "growth" without having the slightest clue as to what that metaphor actually means.
What the Media Misses in the Arab Spring
We live in a globalized world. Due to technological developments, cultural changes, economic changes (and the rise of the transnational corporation) and political upheaval, we now live in a world that is experiencing a distinct weakening of the nation-state.
Paperless Un-Schooling Summer School
"What's your hypothesis?"
"I think it could turn into a raisin," he says.
"Any other possibilities?" Julia asks.
"It could turn moldy."
"What are some of the variables that can affect it?" she asks.
"How hot it is," he says.
"Or how much moisture is in the air," she explains.
We'll see how it turns out. It's an impromptu science lesson in our backyard.
"Sure, do you want to start it?" I ask.
"Once upon a time . . . no, let's try a different start. One day Manny the Monkey was sitting at home . . ."
Impromptu language arts lesson.
"Can you give me a way to get to fifteen?" I ask.
"You could take five three times," he says.
"Like, five and five and five?" I ask.
"Yes."
"How else?" I ask.
"You could half thirty," he explains. "Or you could do eight plus eight and seven plus seven and then put them together."
Impromptu math lesson.
Fifteen Paperless Math Strategies
Description: Students answer critical thinking questions such as, "Are numbers neutral?" or "When are decimals less accurate than fractions?" The goal here is for students to go deeper into thinking conceptually about the math they use. For additional ELD support, I've found that definitions work well here as well as digital sentence strips to help scaffold the vocabulary.
Grouping: This can work individually or in groups. One allows for more introspection while the other creates a greater sense of dialogue.
Tech Tools: blog, form, shared document
#2 - Vocabulary
#7 - Word Problems
#8 - Multimedia Inquiry
#10 - Name It, Claim It
#12 - Reflection
#14 - Self-Assessment
#15 - Conference Document
The Clock
It's eight o'clock and neither Joel nor Micah will quiet down. My boys seem more easily governed by the light than by the clock. Though it's irritating, I think they're on to something. Although I often hear the theme man vs. machine or man vs. nature, I'm seeing again the conflict of machine vs. nature. And tonight the machine just feels like one large electric loser.












